Welcome.

'''Whether you're a former F.B.I agent or simply a random civilian that nobody knows, you're here to learn more about the paranormal. You're making a necessary sacrifice for the betterment of the entirety of humanity and i respect that. To you, i saw welcome.'''

To those who seek to harm mankind, The Unusual Incidents Agency will fight until our very last agent is dead.

Sincerely,

Director Cuntboy